Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Telur vs Ayam

Hi Bloggers,
Today i want to share with you guys about the last two nite incident which happened in my college.
Kisah nya macam ne, masa aku tgh syok online kat bawah cafe, aku terdengar suara budak2 lembut (adik2) menjerit2 and berlari2. I thot they were joking with each other. So i couldnt be bothered. Sbb aku mmg dah biasa tengok diorang bersuka ria...even i didnt know them.
Suddenly, i heard one guy yelled and screamed at them...i looked outside but still i got no clue on what's actually happening out there. Hurm...and then the adik2 were all gone.
So aku buat la macam biase. Tak sampai 10minit, ader coursemate aku dtg jumpe aku. Dia tanya aku "wei, pehal tadi kecoh2?" aku cakap...aku tak tau. Aku ader jugak dgr org terjerit2...tp aku x amek port pun. Then si member aku ne pun bg tau la yang abg burger kat cafe kitorang ne mengamuk. But the details, member aku ne tak tau.
Hurm...oleh sbb i was born with curiosity, hehe...so aku pun g la menyiasat last nite. Aku g tanye kat junior aku sorang ne. Nama dia amy...tapi aku panggil dia gedik. Nak tau kenapa? Sbb dia gedik ya amat~ kekeke (sorry gedik ;p)
Okay, back to the story, si gedik ne pun start la kompang kat aku as to what happened that nite. Cerita nya macam ne.
Malam 2, ader sorang adik2 ne bawak makanan dari kenduri mende ntah. So they planned to gather together and eat the foods ramai2 kat cafe. Fyi, kalau adik2 dah berkumpul, gelak pun paham2 je la. Yang cantik suara dah jadik macam pontianak, yang huduh...jgn cakap la. Kekeke...(but the thing i like bout them is that they're always being happy together. Kudos to adik2 =)
Sebelum aku terlupa, kalau korang nak tau, abg cafe ne ade attitude problem cket. Dia ne panas baran, muka masam mencuka, tak suka adik2 etc etc.
Nak dijadikan cerita, xtau la ape kene dgn abg 2 mlm 2, masa adik2 tgh syok gelak mengilai2...si abg burger emo ne baling telur kat diorang.

Nasib baik la si adik2 ne bole lagi nak mengelak. Then adik2 ne buat macam biasa, lepas tu serangan telur kedua pun dilancarkan....tapi adik2 terus mendiamkan diri. So adik2 sambung gelak, sampai la abg burger ne feeling panas! Balingan telor ketiga.....yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Kedepop...x kene pun. (Bodo abg burger ne, baling pun x kene. cacat kot. haha)

Hurm start balingan ke3 tu ape lagi, sorang adik2 bertukar rupa menjadi jantan...ala2 laksama Hang Ingat Aku Takot..bernama Jasmine pun feeling hulubalang bercakap dlm hati..."hooooo look man, i've had enough with you. Now it's my turn to launch my attack. See if i'm a yes-yes adik2, or hey no to you abg burger".

And guess what Jasmine did...? Dia baling ayam kat abg burger tu. Kekeke...(credit to Jasmine) Pas2 abg burger yang otak x bole pakai, bole nak marah2 plak...dia cakap "wooooooooi ape baling2 ayam?"

Hurm...adik2 ne pun just ignored him...and went to the counter to see owner cafe, Kak Mada. Then they talked to her and decided to confront the abg burger.

Sampai je adik2 kat kedai burger abg tu, abg burger tu kuar kan pisau...ish ish. (x mature lgsg) Dia cakap, meh sini aku potong a** korang...meh sini. Adik2 yang segerombolan 2 ape lagi...bertempiaran lari macam anak-anak ayam yang takut dikejar dek musang ;p

Tapi tertinggal plak sorang adik2 ne, yg terlebih berani, Yaya. Mungkin jugak dia terlampau sakit hati dgn abg burger yang terlampau ignorant ne. Dan mungkin juga Yaya feeling Sailormoon Malam 2...(dengan kuasa BEDAH akan menghukum-MU abg burger budus) Huhu.

At that point of time, kebetulan plak, si Gedik, tak kuar lagi dari cafe. So Gedik pun berlari terkepit2 dgn semangat nya, tarik si Yaya yang tgh feeling bak puteri bulan kata-nye. Hihi (Jgn marah yek).

Lepas tu adik2 start la berkompang2 bawah cafe....cite what to do next...haha. Yang penting...abg burger...siap ko lepas ne~

Hurm tu la peristiwa kat cafe yang agak kecoh jugak pada malam tu. The adik2 have made report to the authorities with the hope that action will be taken against the abg burger. Bagus adik2 ne....

Ade jugak manusia macam abg burger kan? I know sometimes, i myself are disturbed with the adik2. But what they're doing is not wrong. They were just having good times with their friends. Even if you find that to be wrong, you should have done it in a more civilized manner.

You should respect others, if you want others to respect you. That's the rules. And no, you cannot just simply be rude towards others.

I hope such thing will never happen again in the future. Harap2 ayam dan telur bole berdamai...haha...Sepertimana, ibu ayam bole menjaga telur2 nya...

Regards,

Hafiq Hasan Basri

You-Brave-Yeah

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

here i m cuming nak interfere skjp selaku saksi dan part of korum pada mlm kejadian..mmg abg beger tu yang carik pasal dulu, biaser la dah jumpe kaum, molot tak hingat la nak gelak mcm langsuir mlm tuh... tak pasal2 je kene hambat ngn telur ayam...naseb baik telor ayam,kalu telor abg tuh, sah sah kitaorg main timbang telor abg tuh..(ish takpe kan bedah i tak sugarcoat kat cnie-ni i geram).. kalu dier stop setakat tu takpe lagi,ni main hulor2 pisau plak kat YAYA (name perwirati pada mlm kejadian) salute la kat adek nih.. ye la, adek2 lain pon tak expect yg abg nih bakal mengeluarkan senjatanye..siapa yang adek2 sebenanyer, ayam2 yang bertempiaran lari(sory adek2 ni sekadar perumpamaan je) tu ke atau abg pelempar telor tuh??? problem la abg tuh.. dah bley bawak kes polis nih...assault nih.. wahhh dah kuar term law nih.. aniway, kalu abg tuh dah tak suka sgt kat kitaorg pd mlm tuh, ckp elok2 sudey..tak yah la nak baling2 telor mcm tuh.. sumpah mcm food war mlm tuh.. ko patot tgok bedah cara jasmin membaling ayam ala2 jantan yang sedang mengaum.. salute to jasmin jugak...adek2 skrg dh makin berani untok pertahankan maruah,i respect that.. tapi i dah buat muhasabah dgn adek tentang hikmah di sebalik kejadian tersebot..tuhan nak tunjok tuh...aniway i dah lega lepaskan sume kat cnie.. kite tggula apa yang berlaku kat pembaling telor tuh, ape naseb dier lepas nih..

aku_gedik

Anonymous said...

hehehe best je citer kan..i suker..giler byk ok legal issue yang boleh kita extract dari cerita HHB kita ni..baling telur satu hal, dah battery tuh..ke assault??alamak luper..pastu pisau, ada attempt to injure okeh...section berapa?cari sendiri..haha and also dia kata 'aku kerat ko punya *****'...itu dinamakan sexual harassment,boleh?? apa lagi HHB, tolng jawab ye,mr mooter, tak gitew??

abg tuh pon lekla..they were just having fun,makan lauk2 kenduri katanya..dia tak pernah senyum,minta burger ni,rezeki nak masuk,buat muka gak..takdenya nak ckp terima kasih ke apa ke,tah macam mana lepas jual burger kat situ..tapi elok gak dia ada sana,bebudak lapar,nak tgk bola ke, nak study ke boleh grab burger although it always took sometime to be ready.

and to adik2,to some people, gelak ketawa u all tu may be a disgraceful act that they feel like throwing anything within their reach to u all..kalau kuat sangat,org mungkin menyampah, or what we call nuisance..so both sides have to be reasonable.okeh?

kepada HHB, habis la aku,hari2 duk kena bukak ko pny blog,sure2 ada entry baru..hehe i like this one..2 thumbs up!

F-I-Q-O said...

haha...

i know it's u gedik...btw, i x kesah pun kalau u nak tambah2 cite i...

ye la...
i wasnt there pun on that night =)

and to bibah--> hurm, yeah there are many legal issues which can be discussed with regard to the incident.
but...yeah....xnak la aku jadik mooter dlm blog aku ne. haha...
well,sometimes it's best for us keep it low ;p

Anonymous said...

abang tu period kot
heavy flow day

F-I-Q-O said...

hoho...
kalau macam 2 teruk la vis...
coz everday pun he's suffering period pain.
ahaks~

Anonymous said...

wOw..
kalu lanlan,lanlan rejam je kat abg burger tu..xkira la kasOt ke,ayaM ke..huhu
kuaNg ajaQ ny la abg burger tu..

F-I-Q-O said...

ha'ah...
mmg kurang beradab sgt kan lan lan...
haha

Anonymous said...

erm...
drag queen 2 mmg cm2...
pasne kt boikot jgn bli beger die lg...
bkn ny sedap pn...
x gituw???

F-I-Q-O said...

haha...
boikot x makan jadik lapar...

Anonymous said...

aku nak tambah lagi cerita baru rentetan dari kisag abg pelempar telor tuh..korang sume nak tau, beberape hari selepasnye, ader sorang officer kat usman, aku tak tau la dier ni bodoh ke bengap ke bahlul ke...korang dgr ni.. mamat ni kol adek2 then dgn nada suara yang mcm marah2 tanye kat adek same ade adik2 paham ke maksod "menghunus pisau"??? kawan2 semua, ni adalah soklan paling bobh yang aku penah dgr keluar dari molot seorang officer nak kendalikan kes nih..lepas tu siap mintak laporan polis lagi baru diorg boley amik tindakan... ni lagi satu bukti yang menunjukkan mamat nih tak reti nak pikir.. adek2 tak buat laporan polis pasal nak ikot prosedur je, biar org opis yang uruskan sebab dirg ader autoriti nak uruskan.. hissshhh geram betol aku ngn officer usman nih, mcm nak back up pulak abg beger gile tuh..agamaknye diorg pon takder telor jugak nak sound abg beger tuh.. same je pondan!!!

aku_gedik

F-I-Q-O said...

uissssh ye ke?
mmg x patot la macam 2.
maybe all of you guys have to meet the personnel personally.

hope things will be fixed soon

agzamry said...

kakha..apa apa je lah kak dik oi..

F-I-Q-O said...

oi sape kak dik?
choy~